Come one, come all

You're just in time

To witness my first breakdown

Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed

When I'm stuck in this town.

I've got a bone to pick with you, mr. dj

The traffic and the sound

Is just as bad as it is in la.

So go on and lock me up

You better throw away that key

Before I find out where you broadcast from

Because your play list is killing me.

I'll change that station

Light it up like the 4th of july

It's me, I'm caller fifteen

Time to play my last request.

Come one, come all

You're just in time

To witness my first breakdown

Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed

When I'm wasting space in this town

Don't call the doctors

I don't need no medication

I just need one more vacation

And make it last.

Hear me out, please, judge and jury

I'm an innocent man

And it would be such a terrible injustice

To put me away without thinking about

All the terrible mistakes

That goddamn radio jockey makes

I swear he's out to get me

Oh, I swear he's out to get me.

I'll change that station

Light it up like the 4th of july

It's me, I'm caller fifteen

But it's too late for explanations

This broadcast will be your last.

Come one, come all

You're just in time

To witness my first breakdown

Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed

When I'm wasting space in this town

Don't call the doctors

I don't need no medication

I just need one more vacation

And make it last.

Hear me out, please, judge and jury

And I swear he's out to get me

Oh, I swear he's out to get me

Go on and lock me up

You better throw away that key

I swear he's out to get me

I swear he's out to get me.

I've got a bone to pick with you, mr. dj

You really ought to lock me up

Because your play list is killing me.

Come one, come all

You're just in time

To witness my first breakdown

Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed

When I'm wasting space in this town

Don't call the doctors

I don't need no medication

I just need one more vacation

And make it last.