You cheat and steal every day

You're only human, it's okay

Don't bother with morality

It doesn't sound like fun to me.

And if the truth gets in the way

"Bend it, twist it," that's what I say.

I wanna get in trouble with you

I wanna hit and run with you.

I'm gonna be the air you breathe

I'm gonna teach you to deceive.

It could be a wonderful world

If all of you could only see

It would be a wonderful world

If everyone was just like me

Just like me.

This rotten place is just my style

The smell of death just drives me wild

Money's the root and that's for sure

That old disease with no known cure.

So much sin, so much pain

So many souls for me to gain.

I wanna kiss and tell with you

I wanna go to hell with you.

I'm gonna be the air you breathe

I'm gonna teach you to believe.

It could be a wonderful world

If all of you could only see

It would be a wonderful world

If everyone was just like me

It could be a wonderful world

If everyone could only see

It would be a wonderful world

If all of you were just like me

Just like me.