She'll do the work in half the time

Never sick and can't go blind

Oh woman machine

Brain's a tape that fill her head

She knows more now all the dead

Oh woman machine.

Oh woman machine [repeat]

A heart of steel and skin that's cold

Can't wear her out, she can't grow old

Oh woman machine

She goes to bed when work is through

She'll do it all, just change her tubes

Oh woman machine.

Oh woman machine [repeat]

She can't talk back with no play back

But she'll listen to all your woe

Trade your old one for a new one

They just don't make 'em

Like they used to, no...

Oh woman machine [repeat]