I bought some postcards

But it ain't funny

I would have sent a souvenir

But they took all my money

It's pretty warm down here

But it ain't sunny.

And I'm having a hell of a time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of a time my dear

Wish you were here.

I tried to phone ya

I tried to call ya

Long distance operators

They only stall ya

Besides the damn rates are so high

They just appall ya.

And I'm having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here.

Started out on a nice vacation

Left the station right on time

Now it's turned to near frustration

I'm just a prisoner in time.

Can't get a ticket

To get me home dear

They just don't have too many flights

From the twilight zone dear

So don't forget to feed my cats

Spot and jerome dear.

And I'm having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here.

Seen all the sights here

I'm getting lonely

I'd show you all the film I took

If they would only

Let me go home

Dear sincerely.

I'm having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of time my dear

Wish you were here.