I call you every hour on the telephone

I work my fingers right down to the bone

I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn`t be alone

Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of maine

Bought a mile of interstate in your name

I've given you everything

Baby what do you want from me!

I burned all my porno - 'cause you were pms'n

You say it offends you - all that talking it never ends

Disconnected my x-box and ditched all my friends

So you can go to the opera.

Dumped all of my girlfriends - even the dirty ones

You think they annoy you - they wanna destroy you

I`m givin' you everything

Baby what do you want from me!

Got you a picture you can put in a frame

Wearing a suit all check and lame

I even signed it at the bottom so you`d 'member my name

Took you to target for your birthday meal

Got you an autographed buns of steel

So what a deal!

I`m givin` you everything

Baby what do you want from me!

I burned all my porno - 'cause you were pms'n

You say it offends you - all that talking it never ends

Disconnected my x-box and ditched all my friends

So you can go to the opera.

Don't call my girlfriends - even the dirty ones

You say they annoy you - they wanna destroy you

I`m givin` you everything baby what do you want from me!

I give you everything

Zirconium diamond rings

I gotcha lojack for your pontiac

And some decals on your finger nails

And a a bassmaster(?), a singing trout

And a tv and a cd

And a dvd from abc

And baby what ya think of me!

Burned all my porno

You say it offends you

Disconnected my x-box

Baby what do you want from me!

What do you want from me!

What do you want from me!