She's an overnight sensation

In the mirror on her wall

She gets a standing ovation

At every shower curtain call.

And she becomes a pop star

In the safety of her car

And then she falls to pieces

At the karaoke bar.

And she's perfect

Until the lights go on

And then it all goes wrong

'cause now she's not so perfect.

She can shake it just like j-lo

When the bedroom lights go down

But when she hits the dance floor

She's a hip-hop hippo clown.

She's perfect

Until the lights go on

And then it all goes wrong

'cause now she's not so perfect.

She's perfect

She's so fine

She's so wonderful

In the arena of her mind.

She's not perfect

She's all mine

She can't sing or dance

She ain't got a chance

But baby, I don't mind.

She's perfect

Oh, she's perfect

Ah, she's so perfect

You know, she's so perfect

Ah, ah, ah...

Sing baby

Dance, dance, dance

You got it

Shake it down

Oh, that's bad

That's bad

I love you baby

That's just awful

You got it

You got it.