I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing

'til they got a hold of me

I opened doors for little old ladies

I helped the blind to see.

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers

They can't be seen with me and I'm getting real shot down

And I'm feeling mean.

No more mister nice guy

No more mister clean

No more mister nice guy

They say he's sick, he's obscene.

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers

They can't be seen with me and I'm getting real shot down

And I'm, I'm gettin' mean.

No more mister nice guy

No more mister clean

No more mister nice guy

They say he's sick, he's obscene.

My dog bit me on leg today

My cat clawed my eyes (clawed my eye)

Mom's been thrown out of the social circle

And dad has to hide.

I went to church incognito

When everybody rose, the reverend smithy

He recognized me

And punched me in the nose.

He said no more mister nice guy

No more mister clean

No more mister nice guy

He said you're sick, you're obscene.

No more mister nice guy

No more mister clean

No more mister nice guy

He said you're sick, you're obscene.