Be an arab

Be a jew

Be a boxing

Kangaroo

Beat yourself

All black and blue

I don't care.

Be a bleeder

Be a cancer

A hemophiliac

Romancer

Be a crippled disco

Dancer

Oooh... what a pair.

He's a model citizen

I think I've got them fooled them again

He's an ultra-sweety guy

And a master of disguise

He's a model citizen

Just keep believing that my friends

I'm a model citizen.

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all american!!!

I'm a hostage

In a city of creeps

They've got mercenary guards

That watch me sleep

They'd like to kill me slow

Bury me deep

In the heart of texas

I'm a martyr

I'm a sadist

I might be the saviour here to save us

I'm a friend of sammy davis, casually.

He's a model citizen

I think I've got them fooled again

He's an ultra-sweety guy

I won't let down my disguise

He's a model citizen

Just keep believing that my friends

I'm a model citizen.

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all american.

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all american.