Billie I wonder why are we insane

Will we ever get better

Will we stay the same

Billie I'm worried.

Millie don't worry

No one knows our pain

Being in love is crazy not alone that way

I know you're worried today.

God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone

He was thinking of us he was thinking of us

God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone.

Billie my mind seems to wander

To events of a night long ago

Driving alone with our guilt well concealed

In the trunk of your '68 olds.

Millie our world's an asylum

And our minds like you say ain't that straight

But you know and I know our passion's

Not deformed it's true to say

We'll love our lifetime.

God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone

He was thinking of us he was thinking of us

God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone.

Billie I dream of our children

They're frightening and gruesome and sad

And I don't want them growing inside me

They're no price for the love that we have.

Oh millie oh billie criminally insane

Oh millie oh billie.

Oh billie it's fresh in my memory

The night that it had to be done

You with your pick axe and scissors

And you with your shovel and gun.

And I liked your late husband donald

But such torture his memory brings

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies

Guess love makes you do funny things.

Oh millie oh billie criminally insane

Oh millie oh billie.