I bought a porsche

And I'm leavin' grand rapids

Quit my job, quit my school,

Quit this place

My mother cried

My father was fried

Hey, I've got no time, man

I wanna say goodbye to my babes

I like girls.

I dumped sheila on thursday

I'll drop melissa today

I'll kiss some tears off of donna

Ask if she'll call on shauna

Amanda, and sandra and kay

I like girls, I love 'em to death.

Hey valentino! you goin' somewhere?

You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?

What's that a blond hair?

He must visualize himself an errol flynn.

I see myself a suave sophisticated lover

I'll meet a rich hot old hollywood dame

You see, my ultimate goal

Will be my life bein' told

In a penthouse letter that I can frame

And keep at home.

I like girls, I love 'em, oh yeah...

New luggage? did you say you were going

Somewhere? oh, just out for some fresh air.

Does she have a nice pair?

He was swallowed alive by the freeway

Turned into an ant on parade

He bravely drove off that beast

Aimed his car back to the east

Why be a snack at home?

I'm a feast, for the girls

I like girls, I really like 'em.

Well, well, well. look who's back. run out of gas?

Patty, I was just gonna call you. look...

I left donna and shauna

And katy and carrie

Melissa and dena

I just didn't have any use for 'em

I just want you

Really, no really, honest!

Oink off!