Little betty ate a pound of aspirin she got them from the shelf upon the wall

Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her she didn't even hear her little baby call

Dead babies can't take care of themselves dead babies can't take things off the shelf

Well we didn't want you anyway lalalalalalalalalalala...

Daddy is an agrophile in texas mommy's on the bar most every night

Little betty's sleeping in the graveyard living there in burgundy and white

Dead babies can't take care of themselves dead babies can't take things off the shelf

Well we didn't love you anyway lalalalalalalalalalala...

Goodbye little betty goodbye little betty so long little betty so long little betty betty so long

Dead babies can't take care of themselves dead babies can't take things off the shelf

Well we didn't need you anyway lalalalalalalalalalala goodbye little betty.