Yeah ooh oh

One thing I miss

Is cold ethyl and her skeleton kiss

We met last night

Making love by the refrigerator light.

Ethyl, ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms.

One thing, no lie

Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie

She's cool in bed

She ought to be, 'cause ethyl's dead.

Ethyl, ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms.

Come on, cold ethyl

Freeze me, babe

That's cool, that's nice.

One thing, it's true

Cold ethyl, I am stuck on you

And everything is my way

Ethyl don't have much to say.

Ethyl, ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms.

Come here, cold ethyl

What makes you so cold?

Ooh, so cold...ooh...

Cold ethyl, cold, cold ethyl

Cold ethyl, cold, cold ethyl

Cold ethyl, cold, cold ethyl

Cold ethyl, cold, cold ethyl.

If I live till ninety seven

You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven

'cause you're cool, you're ice

Cold ethyl, you're my paradise

Aah...