Hey, hey...

Ha-ha...

What?

I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad

You can drink in the garage and I won't get mad

Call a couple friends, have a party in the back

I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad.

Hey, hey...

I was young once

I know how it goes (I know how it goes)

Just wear a condom

Powder your nose.

I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad

You can drink in the garage and I won't get mad

Call a couple friends, have a party in the back

I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad

I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad

You can smoke a cigarette if you let me have a drag

Promise you won't tell your mother, that'd be very, very bad

I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad.

Do you like my new cool shoes?

Please don't touch the thermostat

Hey, we have the same haircut

How cool is that, that? (how cool is that?)

Oh, I was young once (I was young once)

I know how it goes (I know how it goes)

I only have one rule (just one rule)

No slamming doors (don't you slam that door)

I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad

You can drink in the garage and I won't get mad

Call a couple friends, have a party in the back

I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad

I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad

You can smoke a cigarette, if you let me have a drag

Promise you won't tell your mother, that'd be very, very bad

I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad.