Bubba is a friend, he's a beer drinkin' buddy of mine

But lately somethin's happened that ain't hard to define

Bubba's got himself a cousin and I'm gonna make her mine

And she's brushin' both his teeth

And she's makin' him biscuits and gravy I just know it

And she's lovin him in that double wide late late at night

Y'know, I wish that I had bubba's girl

I want bubba's girl

Why can't I find a cousin like that?

Like bubbas girl

I want I want bubba's girl

Why can't I find a cousin like that!

Hey!