I backed my chevrolet out the driveway straight to the station

Filled it up with gas, grabbed a bag of ice, a mountain dew and a slim jim

Oh, and a couple of ice cold beers too

And I swung a little gravel rock, burnin' out that parking lot

Found a long dirt road and the perfect river spot

And broke out them beach chains

And we sat down right there and I pulled out my guitar

Started strumming on it.

I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing

With my toes tapping in the sand

She sang along, just me and my baby humming

Nothing, nothing like just doing

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)

While she was skippin' rocks, grabbed my seat

And I was poppin' tops and I popped a string

Yeah man that sun must've been a hundred degrees

Oh but we had a cold river at our feet, (?) I'm in a cool cool breeze

We were (?) without our eyes closed,

Neither one of us was sayin' a word

Nah, we weren't sayin' a word, we were just a-touchin' toes

Every now and then, she gave me a smile

It was beer thirty all day long, all day long.

I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing

With my toes tapping in the sand

She sang along, just me and my baby humming

Nothing, nothing like just doing

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)

I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing

Singin' nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

She sang along, just me and my baby humming

Nothing, nothing like just doing

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)

Absolutely (woo-hoo-hoo) nothing.