[Alarm goes off]

[Knock at door]

Good morning...

[Gasp]

[Scream]

Micropenis

You have a micropenis

[X4]

Our hero has reached the end of his journey

But in a way

He is just beginning

Young man

You must use what little power you have left

To conquer the world

And save the princess

Micropenis

You have a micropenis

[X2]