I saw daddy kissing santa claus

Underneath the mistletoe

Last night

He didn't see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peek

[Mike screams "oh god!"]

He thought I was up in the bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw mommy kissing santa claus

Underneath the christmas tree last night

There must be some mistake

Was I really awake?

I move in closer, but better look away

[Mike and billie make barfing noises]