.... calling all americans of above-average intelligence...

College graduates, apply today...

Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes

In exotic far-off places the vacation of your dreams

You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of god

We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad

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Citizen c.i.a.

Citizen c.i.a.

Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day

We'll teach them all of our secrets and then we'll walk away

We're knee-deep in guerillas, yeah the party never stops

United states of america undercover cop

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Five weeks paid vacation and a 401k