There was a time I liked him, now I don't know what to say

When I see him coming, I just look the other way

Ah, he's dangerous

There's a sparkle in his eyes when they should be dull and grey

Oh...

He's got an air of confidence, goes out on his own

Has a very few friends and doesn't use a phone

Ah, mysterious

Thank god the law is watching, now they'll drag him from his home

Oh, oh...

Once he was a lovely lad, compliant and tame

Something must've happened to turn him insane

He lost his way, and now he's full-grown

He's a lunatic with a mind of his own.

Once he was a lovely lad, compliant and tame

Something must've happened to turn him insane

He lost his way, and now he's full-grown

He's a lunatic with a mind of his own.

It's not as if he barks under a waxing gibbous moon

It's another kind of madness, same old words, a different tune

Ah, it's scary

Not long before the ministry is bursting his balloon

Oh, oh...