From the taste of things, it must have been marlboro reds

From the shape I'm in, I must have barely made it to the bed

That wasn't a good time poured over ice and sip it slow

For the bottle tells me so.

If I can find my phone, I bet I need to apologize

The only problem is I can't remember to who or why

And whatever day it is, it's gonna be a long one, I know

For the bottle tells me so.

One of us is gonna break one of these days

If this ain't bottom, it's as far down as I ever wanna go

The party's over and as always, I'm the last one to know

For the bottle tells me so.

I tried counting rounds, I tried cutting back

I tried changing kinds so many times that I lost track

And all this need to, want to, going to's getting old

For the bottle tells me so.

One of us is gonna break one of these days

If this ain't bottom, it's as far down as I ever wanna go

The party's over and as always, I'm the last one to know

For the bottle tells me so.

Neither one of us got this empty on our own

For the bottle tells me so

The bottle tells me so.