I get these killer headaches

I get one everyday

I wake up with a migraine

Since you ran away.

Got a load of tension

Burnin' up my neck

Something is wrong with my suspension

So pass those tablets to this wreck.

Aspirin damage, aspirin damage

Kills the pain, destroys the brain

No one told me 'bout aspirin damage

Sometimes I find myself shakin'

From the medication taken

Oh yeah...

I balance my excedrin

And anacins in stacks

I'm a pain reliever junkie

I got a bayer on my back.

I went to see the doctor

He walked me down the hall

Said "strip down 'til you're naked

Your suit, your tie and all."

Aspirin damage, aspirin damage

Kills the pain, destroys the brain

Aspirin damage, my disadvantage

Sometimes I find myself shakin'

From the medication taken

Oh yeah...

Aspirin damage, aspirin damage

Kills the pain, destroys the brain

No one told me 'bout aspirin damage

Sometimes I find myself shakin'

From the medication taken

Oh yeah...